Pondering Marketing and Writing
Marketing Is Troll-Pain
Ok, so when I say marketing is troll-pain, what do I mean by “troll-pain.”? Well, as you probably know, trolls are not too bright, and when it comes to marketing I am not too bright! Also, trolls don’t drink tea, and marketing is not my cup of tea. Furthermore, trolls are generally big, burly and mean. They inflict pain! Marketing is a pain! Thus, marketing is troll-pain.
I have read up on the various marketing schemes. For most of them I don’t have the time, patience, or technical aptitude. I have tried a few of the “essential” marketing techniques: Website, “trying” to build an e-mail list, having a Facebook author page, and using Twitter…Pinterest too. Results have been minimal. Keeping up with them is troll-pain!